STUCK

Stonk on Solana. Stuck on Robinhood.

still holding. not by choice.

Buy on Pons

the buy button works. the sell button is a rumor.

tap the coins to try selling

Why stuck.

January 2021

The buy button disappeared. The sell button stayed. Everyone learned what stuck means.

Pattern day trader

Three trades in five days and the app puts you in a corner for ninety.

Funds on hold

Your deposit arrived. Your deposit is not available. Both are true.

Bags

You did not diamond hand. You just could not sell. Same result, less dignity.

1. Get ETH on Robinhood Chain

Bridge in with Relay or Across, or withdraw from an exchange that supports the chain.

2. Buy on Pons

Open the Pons page, connect, buy. It is a bonding curve: the earlier you are, the cheaper it is.

3. That is it

You are stuck now. Welcome. The sell button is up there if you want to try.

Gate not open yet. The address appears here and on @stuck_on_hood the minute it exists.